i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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