Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
His hands were made for my vagina.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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