so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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i've created a new STD.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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