Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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