Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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