16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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