Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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