to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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