you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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