But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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