Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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