I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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