Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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