Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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