Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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