That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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