i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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