none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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