Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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