i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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