is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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