he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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