it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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