I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
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drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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