I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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