It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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