there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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