Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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