yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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