I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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