TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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