i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You're like the curious george of whores
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room