Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.