I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend