I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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