I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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