Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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