Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i black out too much to be "responsible"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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