In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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