Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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