kristin has been a bad kristin
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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