I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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