feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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