I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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