i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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