I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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