so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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