If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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