Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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