Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She tied me up with her honor cords...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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