Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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