only if we run a train.
done.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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