So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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