He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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