i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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