Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I need you to use more vowels.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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