Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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